caprette:

Tinybirdman!

straycatj:

家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと？

Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?

むー……

Hmmmm……

そうですよ！オレですよ！オレがやりましたよ！

That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!

manic:

manic:

hey y’all i had to pay my phone bill and my account took a severe beating can y’all help me out?

venmo.com/ronaldknox

paypal.me/lavalake

also just to add onto this i have a job i dont get paid until the 22nd tho

this is a bit urgent

cherrybmblby:

equestrianrepublican:

r0rschach:

robotfxckr:

Can you hear me sobbing

Omfg who made this where is this from???

THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER.

draumbooty:

blessed-with-southern-sweetness:

chancethereaper:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

This makes me so uneasy

You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it

mikaeled:

SEVDALIZA & Emmanuel Adjei present SHAHMARAN

that-twink-over-there:

iamchinyere:

Take her fucking phone

💀💀💀

captainlordauditor:

scarybioloyg:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

the hunger games is a really good example bc on the base textual level of stuff like what happens and the order of events they got it mostly right but they also

1. whitewashed half or more of the cast
   
2. removed multiple canonical disabilities in main characters
3. marketed it as a love triangle
4. basically did literally everything the villains of the book did which made it super fucking obvious

chancethereaper:

pathesis:

catchymemes:

Credit: UNILAD

Me watching the ice split

This has the same energy as the “Its a fucking bear!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh there he is” vine